10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."