10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."