10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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