10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.