10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for fat, American losers.