10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi