10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed