10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.