10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.