10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.