10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Never educate a stupid poker player.