10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.