10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright