10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant