10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---