10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier