10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.