10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.