10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine