10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"