10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- im going to 2 out you to death