10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)