10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.