10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright