10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.