10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine