10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!