10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "All-in, bitches!!!"