10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant