10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.