10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.