10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event