10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."