10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is for loners.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.