10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003