10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water