10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it