10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion