10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear