10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer