10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• It's Free To Fold...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.