10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003