10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet