10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-