10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.