10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!