10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"