10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger