10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]