10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway